i love you nick miller
Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)
Dear employers, I will have to take the day off today because:
☐ It’s December and the streets are papier-mached with wet bronze leaves and it’s so dark outside that the cars have their headlights on at 3pm
☐ I have recently been through a breakup, or I have been through a breakup at any time in my life really, and I woke up today with the absolute conviction that I will never be loved again
☐ A dog looked at me
☐ I got a text from someone for whom I feel a mix of concern and frustration and recognition and longing that is both more and less than romance
☐ Someone made a joke about dead pets meeting you in heaven
☐ Daylight savings time
☐ I passed a knot of flowers that were so bright they glowed through the dim grey water of the day and when was anything in my life last that luminous?
☐ Girls are too pretty
☐ For the first time I genuinely comprehend that there is not enough time to have all the lives I wanted
☐ I accidentally listened to Leonard CohenWhy I Am Not Coming In To Work Today (via tetraghost)
(via alittledizzy)I love hyperbole more than life itself.
Could Be Beef
Video of the century.
MISS THANG IS SERV- ING THE GIRLS
I cannot not reblog this. It’s everything.
please watch this
wild and worth every second
(via itsnewmath)#WITCHSQUAD ©
"Can I keep the sweatshirt?" (x)
He is such an adorable little cupcake.
(via itsnewmath)Late afternoon
literature isn't innocent
"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"
This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.
now that I’m an adult I can finally go on adult websites.
is that tyler oakley?
YOU HEARD ME, PAY YOUR TAX BILLS
(via theokatz)so stoked
see you in the loo
A friend often says I’m an old man in a young man’s husk. I like that. I am old-fashioned in some ways.
Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.
(via kardashian-khloe)World Of The Cutest Cuties
i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”
(via mghnbrdgt)Dreams of a Disbeliever